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table watcher

In big cities, a street vendor is only allowed to occupy a certain amount of space so they hire people to stand behind their tables as a means of sliding through that legal loophole. Those people are called "table watchers".

Urban concrete jungle panhandling street rats table watcher

by ModernDayPrometheus November 27, 2013


hable table

when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day

dude, she's totally a hable table now

by gnik gnack May 22, 2019


Knights of the round table

An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle

Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?

by Yerapous November 16, 2020


Sticky Table

When a table in the bonus room has been nutted on by oneself while enacting adulatory

Bro in the bonus room bro we got a sticky table

by NiggaNuts January 14, 2021


Table Sprite

Sprite that is super flat because some asshole left their sprite open and left it on the table without drinking but a few sips

Dude why are you drinking table sprite, when there is a new one right here

by MoneyWay November 25, 2019


Mid table mandems

Chelsea F.C who are 10th (and a banter club)

The mid table mandems lost again what a suprise...

by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 09, 2023


ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house

you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"

by ilikecheezandpie July 01, 2009