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Despicable Me 2 is a comedy movie and is a sequel to Despicable Me. The story is about Gru joining the Anti Villain League with his new partner Lucy to take down a Drug Lord. The movie won the title of 3rd best selling movie in the box office in 2013.
Despicable me 2 is my favorite.
When someone makes a layup on you in a basketball game
Kooks lays Jaquan
Justin: “lay me”
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The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"
"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
Someone imposing rules on others while consciously breaking them themselves, like telling someone to stop doing something mean to them while doing the same mean thing to many others seconds ago.
A and B: *Pushes C*
C: *Pushes in self-defense*
A: "Stop pushing you stupid son of a bitch!"
B: "Yeah! Moron!"
C: "You were LITERALLY pushing me seconds ago!"
A: "It's cuz you're lower leveled than us!"
B: "Haha n00b!"
C: "Rules for thee but not for me."
(Based on a real interaction with a couple of people in a game. Words said here don't completely match with what was said in the game.)
The request from one sexual partner to another to put on his black Jedi robe and whine like Anakin Skywalker about why he hates sand during sexy times.
“Tell me what you want!” “Talk sandy to me!!”.
When you get scared shit-less, it literally scared the shit out of you.
Pacifica: you got so scared during that movie.
Tom: of course i did! It was terrifying! That movie scared the shit outta me!