A dude (or dudette), while going down on a chick blows, making the sound of a horse braying, resulting in a queef.
"Dude, I gave Ellen a Mister Ed and she made me sleep on the couch for a week!"
To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water
Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”
When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.
Did you see how that person Tim-ed It?
When you're just chatting, minding your business at the bar, then you get dabbed up in the face and kicked in the vagina.
My girl Stacy got vagina-ed at the Pour House last night. Crazy gf thought Stacy was flirting with her mans. SMH.
Fiscal conservative, social libertarian
Government spending has to be ed papped.
When you get iced on an empty stomach with a 64 ounce Smirnoff Original and the only thing in your stomach is floating ice.
Steve- I threw up all morning! I didn’t eat breakfast, then got iced. I was full blow TITANIC-ed .
Ruby Coombes' dad. Dont ask questions.
Wow i swear thats Ed Andersson? Yeah him and ruby cant stay off eachother