One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.
Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game
Mo Ran’s monstrous 20 cm schlong that can bring even the most powerful cultivator *cough* Beidou Immortal *cough* to their knees.
2haists: ABSOLUTE UNIT, TRULY AWE-INSPIRING!!!
Chu Wanning: Shameless!
Some sort of person who does something crazy
*Luigi spams blue shells*
Mario: You actually won the race?! The absolute MADLAD!
A reference to Chad Thundercock, someone who has qualities of an alpha male including a big penis. Someone like Channing Tatum
Did you see Alex and how he picks up women, he's an absolute chad.
An expression of disbelief or disagreement
You drank three bottles of vodka? Absolute bollocks!
Someone who would be considered muscular or horribly overweight and has a unormally large body type.
I wouldn’t mess with Tommy over there he is an absolute unit.