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When you or your friend lives in a minority neighborhood or low rent apartment complex, and you drive through the area trying not to hit people who are just walking around and staring through your window.
me: "Dude, what's up with all the people just walking around?"
him: "Nothing. We just have a zombie problem."
to have a lot of problems, but not girl problems.
from Jay–Z's song 99 problems, produced by Rick Rubin.
guy 1: "hey man, what's up with you and that girl from 5th period?"
guy 2: "99 problems man, 99 problems."
guy 1: "nice!"
A type of problem that, for its low likelihood of occurrence, should not be taken into serious account. Popularized by Doug Heffernan on the King of Queens.
Roommate 1: If we both get lucky tonight, who gets to use the apartment.
Roommate 2: That's a classy problem, my friend.
A really annoying string of words that people use when they don't want to admit responsibility for anything.
Sheila: "You used all the gas in my car! How do you expect me to get to work?!"
Jared: "Not my problem."
to be used when something just is not your problem.
"Dude, John found out I slept with Sean and now he thinks I'm a slut!"
"that's not my problem."
to be so shwayested when pulled over by the po po and mistakenly jumble up your words
excuse me, is there an officer problem?
She's on her period
Girl: I'm in pain
Boy: what's wrong
Girl: girl problems