Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

Thought fucking

When one persons thought mingles with another persons thought to create a third thought that can be considered a median between the two.

"I think President Obama is doing a great job." "Well I think he's doing a shitty job" "Actually fuck politics" "Yeah fuck politics" Their thoughts have fucked to create a median so no argument is necessary. Thus, thought fucking.

thought shower

In the UK it is now illegal to say Brain Storm, because some retarded kids actually have a thing called a Brain Storm.

So all teachers must now say Thought Shower.

I love UK.

Boy: Ms, shall I do a Brain Storm?
Teacher: WHAT!?!? BLASPHEMER!! *uppercuts*

thot thoughts

The musings of a common thot, usually regarding her latest sexual target(s).

*Note: THOT is an acronym for "That Hoe Over There."

Karina: "Do you think Scott is going out this weekend?"

Abbie: "You are having too many thot thoughts."

Thought of the day

the one thing everyone's looks foreword to

Thought of the day goes like this... expect to win

Thought-fucked

A decision made in the past that was so overanalyzed over time that the final decision was irrelevant. Ones endless thoughts literally fucked the possibility of a positive outcome.

The Design Firm had 3 very elegant proposals for the Highway Project, yet their inability to deliver a single solution thought-fucked them out of the Contract.

domino thought

When one thought sets off a chain reaction until a person thinks about something completely unrelated to the original thought.

1: I thought about our trip to Santa Monica which reminded me of the hobos everywhere which made me think of soup kitchens which made me want to go to get some miso soup.

2: You just went from "Santa Monica" to "Miso Soup..."

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