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Sponge Blitz

The act of a buyers BLITZING the stores, websites, and brokerage firms of any and all SPNG products/shares leaving nothing but unholy death and destruction in the wake of all that stand opposed to a fair market value.

people are going to be SPONGE BLITZING petco, hsn, and petshampoo4catsanddogs leaving the likes of Slugmoney completely stupified by his ill-fated jack-ass-ery that will ultimatley lead to confinement in a psychward crouched in a corner mumbling the words SPONGE-BLITZ for the rest of his days

by crapp0ld April 03, 2009


Hoff blitz

Noun. The act of overwhelming an individual via email with a picture of David Hasselhoff. One of the first such blitzes included the very famous psychedlic Speedo shot, wherein the viewer was left speechless and subsequently declared that they felt "blitzed by the Hoff". See also Hasselhoffing.

"I'm so going to Hoff blitz Jennifer this morning. I can't wait to see her reaction!"

by May O'Mahoney December 12, 2006


shotty no blitz

After in sight of the vehicle one can yell shotty no blitz, however if they do not say "no blitz" at the end of the sentence any other person around can say blitz and the front seat automatically becomes theirs.

boy1. HEY i got shotty
boy2. BLITZ, you didnt call no blitz
boy1. so i still called shotty
boy3. nah man u didnt call no blitz
boy1. oo shit
boy2. you dumbfuck should have said shotty no blitz

by Brandon Earnhardt June 24, 2006


Ballroom blitz

When a fight breaks out in a club or a reference to a song of the same name

Boy, I'm gonna worn ya it's gonna turn into a ballroom blitz.

by Deadpool36501 December 03, 2016


blitzed as poland

When one is in the state of which you are so high it outmatches the Nazi blitzkrieg into Poland!

Brian: Dude I'm as blitzed as poland!
Thomas: Wtf you saying bro
Brian: I'm extremely fucking high.

by 1337w33d October 25, 2009


blitz karma

The tendency of the game Blitz 2001 for Nintendo 64 to force ridiculous fumbles and interceptions to keep a game close.

I just fumbled at the 2 yard line in a touchdown run, it's blitz karma!!

by Q-squiggly November 11, 2010


cute blitz

When a couple smokes together and they end up flirting and feeling euphoric. Can also be used to drop the bomb on someone you like.

"This shit is cute blitz, babe"
"With you around, this is a cute blitz

by AnarchistZyx July 07, 2020