Ah, those damn kinky blobs, leaving poop for me to clean up from the field.
Fellatio cosisting of a woman using oral practice to satisfy a man's apparatus.
AKA. Sucking the Cock
Euphemism for Blow Job to be used in polite conversation.
Robert; Sally gives killer Joe Blobs.
Alex; You lucky bastard!!!
Sally; ???
An Onion Blob is a big clump of thick liquid onions.
Ill take the onion blob please.
Period of menstruation.
"You can't shag me tonight dear, it's blob week".
"Aww damn! I'm bleeding out of my vagina again! Don't have blob hammock on ya by any chance, Carrie?"
a blob thing is a blob that sticks on your face while saying YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, it will stay there until you hit it with a stick.
"oh hey man wanna go get subway?"
"ok let me show you my pet"
"woah what is that"
"its a blob thing"
"HELL NAH"
An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high
Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump