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Toppest Bloke

The pinnacle of social praise a man can reach among his peers. A true hero, always willing to put his friends and loved ones before him. There is no limit to his relentless love and consideration, a true model of human kindness.

Django: Yo man, thanks for the present you got me. Toppest bloke
George: Happy you're happy, bro

by Marqueefus October 13, 2016


Cat Bloke

A British Man who owns many cats, the male equivalent to Cat Lady.

Hey look how many cats that guy has! He's a total Cat Bloke!

by stevoooooo November 27, 2018


Dry Bloke

Someone who has poor banter and can't handle there drink/avoids drinking at all costs.

Dry bloke eg Jordi Walker

by Jack Rosier May 29, 2016


Blokes advice

A page where blokes can express them selves with what name to call there dog and beg for attention and to become sheep and buy the BA branded clothing

Charles went on blokes advice to get advice and attention only to be shut down with his terrible taste in beer

by Kangaroo rapist April 12, 2018


smoke bloke

A person of biological sex female successfully passing as male.

Did you see that smoke bloke at McDonalds earlier?
No way she had a... you know... wee wee?
Oh yeah.

by dcll July 19, 2017


Shit bloke

Andrew Gaff. Professional Australian rules footballer for the Wet Toast Eagles.

What? He punched this unsuspecting kid behind the play, broke his jaw, and sent him to hospital? What a shit bloke.

Wait, what? His teams' supporters actually cheered the shit bloke as well? What a collection of shit blokes.

by CliveH20 August 05, 2018


Solid bloke

A British phrase to describe a culture of absolute nut jobs or just straight up nice guys aged from young adults to middle- aged men

What a solid bloke

by Motoko994 October 04, 2018