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Bedroom Monkey

Deragotory:

A Bedroom Monkey is someone who's entire life is stuck in a bedroom that rarely goes outside or socializes. They would rather play videogames, masturbate, and watch tv, and may spend hours arguing with people on the internet. Usually Obese, Pimply, Lives with parents well late into life...

Similar: Otaku, Sessile, Lazy, Loser, Slob, Weeaboo, Beta, Cuck, Manbaby, Creep

Get out of the house Bedroom Monkey!

-Bedroom Monkey, NOoo Lmao Lolkek *breaks arm punching wall*

by InfernalD April 15, 2021


bedroom jemima

1: A good looking girlfriend/good time girl that is always up for sex
2: A Decent looking Fuck buddy

Guy 1: That girl is so fine that I gotta make her my bedroom jemima
Guy 2: man that's so true

by Where's that jemima at?? March 16, 2014


IKEA Bedroom

a compliment or an insult to one's bedroom as it looks modern or unique or if it looks like everybody.

Beccy: Wow! your bedroom looks like an IKEA Bedroom! It's so unique!
OR:
Sandra: Ew, an IKEA Bedroom. Why did you do this?

by CaptainMalware October 08, 2019


bedroom dating

Acting like a relationship behind closed doors like in a bed Room and doing couple things such as (chill, make out sessions, cuddling, having sex, etc)

OMG Chris is totally bedroom dating Merida.

by Neverwas February 23, 2016


bedroom mosh

Hardcore kid slang for sexual intercourse.

I was totally bedroom moshing last night to Every Time I Die.

by Adubs March 31, 2004


Bedroom Community

Where the white people go when they are running from the black people who just moved into their old neighborhood.

Public transportation will take the city's poor just about anywhere they want to go. Well, anywhere but a bedroom community.

by ColumbusBuck March 12, 2016


Bedroom Racist

Someone whose sexual attraction favors a particular race or ethnicity. Since this is a product of product of personal taste, it cannot accurately be called bigotry.

"You and your green eyes; You're such a bedroom racist."

by montypark March 04, 2009