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A person from Northeast Philadelphia who is white trash (Northeast White Trash).
Did you see Alicia’s wedding party? What a bunch of NEWTs!
"Fig Newts" a substitute for saying "figures". Primarily used when one does something they are infamous for or an event that is most likely to occur to oneself
"got drunk last night and slept with some random shrimp, and I didnt even get her name!!"
-RORY
"Fig Newts"
-PAM
A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.
"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."
A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?
Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?
Hold you penis...hold your horses
Aww come on hurry up! Hold your newt! I'm coming
Anal sex move that involves marshmallow fluff, caramel syrup and an M&M insterted in the head of the penis.
So, after I gave her the angry newt, I got an infection in my urethra from the candy coating. M&M's apparently don't just melt in your mouth.