A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.
Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"
To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.
Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
on November 11, take timer pics and post them on social media.
OMG! It's November 11th, National Timer Pic Day!! You know what that means...
Term for personal planner in the mind of someone who is a douche. Reminds the person when to act like a douche.
"I wonder when Bill will act like a douche again?" she wondered out loud. "After checking his douche-timer" replied Phil.
Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"
Why Is The Bay Of Pigs Musem Scared Of Michelle Yesenilyungylu Robles Is Because Of The Microwave Timer:"'03:34'"
Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer
Actually... Maybe add a 10 second cease and desist timer...
Hym "You know what? Timer at your discretion. The closer they get to doing anything the shorter the timer. I forgot to say 'launch' last time. But avoid people and places I like and target people who are trying to subvert my will. I really do not appreciate being made to wait like this."