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A machine designed mainly to play Solitaire and fix endless problems consuming time and money.
<Idioth> I got a computer yesterday!
<Idoith> Luckyyy!! How is it?
<Idioth> Great! Plenty of Solitaire and a crapload of errors!
Your best Friend, the protector of Alpha Complex. Disagreeing is treason.
See also, dictator
Citizen, is the computer your friend?
The most frustrating thing that costs you money when ever it breaks.
Guy: Dude i just found out that my comp has 33 viruses
Guy2: Dude your looking at too much porn
The form of digital art which manipulates real scenarios/scenes in a fashion which maintains that realism.
The digital transformation of the real subject need not be physically plausible, as long as that realism is maintained.
For example, transforming a real building into a robot would be considered computealism as long as there were enough real looking steps in the transformation from real building to digital robot.
A simple morphing of the above building into a robot would not be enough to constitute computealism.
Also see realuterism
For example digitally destroying a real building by means of digital explosion or collapse would be computealism
Or,
transforming a tongue into a person, provided there is enough visual evidence to support a supposed scientific understanding of the transformation.
A device where you can watch pornos
I want to watch some porn on my computer
A machine used for downloading porn, watching Game of Thrones, downloading porn, and downloading porn.
Brian: I got a new computer, Dave!
Dave: Sweet! What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: Visit incest porn websites.