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When you meet a girl for a day and in that short while you all have kinky sex using dog related toys.
Remember that guy I met the other day,he treated me like such a “dirty puppy.”
When one is so excited about things that they become overwhelmed and are unable to do the very things they are excited about. Like when a puppy plays so much it exhausts itself to the brink of unconsciousness. This kind of overwhelm is often mistaken for anxiety, but it is in fact The Puppy Problem.
Person 1: Is something wrong with Tim? I just saw him trying to talk to this cute girl and he was physically shaking and stuttering his words and then he just left mid-sentence.
Person 2: Nah man he's just excited. Apparently it's called the puppy problem. Just give him some space and he'll be fine.
A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.
When someone pees on the bathrrom floor, gets a blowjob, finishes, punches her in the nose so she will walk in the pee when she goes to check if it is bleeding. This is then blamed on the dog. Bonus points if you don't have a dog.
She caused him to neglect the dog so he gave her a jealous puppy.
Puppy drugs is the first ever sort of weed to get you higher than god.
It's a rival to the weed of Brady's. PuppyDrugs, that shit makes you higher than god.
Person 1: OI FAM I JUST USED PUPPY DRUGS
Person 2: HAHA LOSER I GOT BRADY'S W33333D
Person 1: O SHI