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BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
Daniel Buttons are very hot and love to be around people. Daniel are the class clown at school and very athletic. Daniel’s make funny jokes and when you have a daniel as a best friend you are very lucky. Daniel’s love playing football and makes friends easily. Daniel’s get into trouble at school because they do stupid things and say something stupid. Daniel’s make the class feel fun and when he is out people wish they were there.
Wow! Daniel Button is so good at football. I wish I could date him.
January 16th is National Sniff Your belly button day
Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes
Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.
Did you just button hook me?
I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.
I asked for consent before I button hooked her.
A trigger in someone that is provoked by viewing them as inferior to another person that they hold hatred for.
Term coined by TeamFourStar and their fandub parody of dragon ball, Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
Trunks: I wish you’d understand, there’s no way we can fight them without Goku!
Vegeta: I wish YOU’D understand who you’re talking to! I am Vegeta! Why would I ever need that gibbering fool’s help?
Trunks: Because YOU’RE not as strong as-
Vegeta promptly punches Trunks in the stomach and flies off to face Cell.
Krillin: You pushed the Goku Button. You shouldn’t’a done that.
When you cum on a girls stomach and let it dry up in her belly button, and then pull it off like a waxing strip
Person 1: Wow your navel is so clean today! How’d you do it?
Person 2: Thanks! Kyle have me a Nepalese belly button cleanse last night!
Another name for a clitoris of a ticklish woman as most men have no idea what or where a clitoris is.
John: "Yeah I stroked her until she snorted!"
Bill: "Yeah I'm pretty sure you found her laugh Button"