Random
Source Code
Random
The best rapper in the universe
All hail jab the turtle a god amongst men
When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!
I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!
noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.
I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.
A weird girl on Youtube.
I don't watch Turtle Storm because she is wierd.
cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States
Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.
The belief of Corporate CEO’s with IQ of 60 that they achieved their position on ther own , though they don’t know what to do or how to get down from the post!
Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.
A person who loves turtles and claims themselves as a holy turtle.
I am the Holy Turtle. I am your savior, your lord