Squiggly Bits

The colored squiggly lines under questionable words in popular word-processing programs, used to highlight potential grammar or spelling errors.

I thought I'd spelled it correctly, but then I saw the squiggly bits and knew I'd misspelled it.

Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

Fitz in my bits

when Terry Fitzgerald, aliases Terry Fitz, Terrance Gerald, Ter-bear, Fitty, Ferry Titz, etc. is in, well, your bits!

"Oh... Terry is so hot!"
"I know, I want fitz in my bits!"

jitzy bits

Origin: North-East Coast of Aus,

A "Jitzy Bits", is a Ditzy jane, slow hoe or a dumb cunt. Airheaded, no-one home, goldfish-memory and all of the above. She's smokin hot, but a little ?silly billy?.

~"Gabby, swallow my load, be a good girl (mutters under breath, "ya Jitzy Bits").

fa-q bits

literally short for 'fuck you bitch

Sarah: date me please
Roxas: fa-q bits

bit crushing

When a guy puts his dick in between two girls while they are tribbing

Use lots of lube while bit crushing

word a bit

To agree with or approve of something

Guy 1: That maccies was class
Guy 2: Word a bit