Noun. Describes the visible hole of the human female in which stool is passed. It is used interchangably with "asshole," "fart box," or "turd cutter." However, the crazy button more specifically refers to the female of the species, and describes the inevitable dynamic in a relationship involving at least 1 female whose asshole receives oral sex from their partner, and subsequently the receiving female begins to act irrational and obsessive about their partner following this event. From this point forward in the relationship, the giver of the oral sex-asshole session has now activated the crazy button and must exercise caution, especially if the giver is a male. Jail is a usual consequence of crazy-button activation.
Walksontop gives advice to younger generation: "Look, if you lick her asshole, you're going to jail. You do that, and they all of a sudden turn crazy, wanting to smell your dick and shit. It's their crazy-button."
Richard goes to leave for the store, but Helen blocks the door
"WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!" Helen shouts.
"Just going to the store, Jesus Christ. Walksontop was right. I hit your crazy-button, didn't I? Fuck, I'm going to jail." Richard exclaimed.
"Yes, you did. Now let me smell your DICK!" Helen demanded.
a term of endearment typically used to describe a person or personsof non-caucasian descent who have atypically large shoulders and a penchant for cottage cheese.
c'mon slut button, we're going to be late to go to cosmic cantina.
When you’re getting the ole gum gum from the homeless crackhead down the street who is missing most of their teeth and you accidentally knock one of her remaining teeth out with your dick.
Last night I was getting head from the homeless chick down the street. I accidentally knocked one of her remaining teeth out with my dick and she angrily yelled “Not the gumdrop button!”
a game where you pass out soda and a certain number has a tablet of LSD in it. good luck finding the button.
Button Button is funny
Tom: congrats kyle, you found the button.
Kyle: OHHH FUCK WHAT ARE THESE COLOURS???!!!!
When a female gives a man head and then before he cums he pulls it out and jacks him off making him cum on his stomach and belly button
Hey Jessica, I'm about to cum don't pull it out and give me a sticky button!
like hey jonny do you wanna do some button licks after school
Another name for reporting someone; when you dish it out but can't take it.
Me: gives a reasonable response
other user: "wHy ArE You So Mean?"
Me: go on, hit the snitch button and report me.