1. (adjective) Totally, permanently and irreversibly fucked. Similar to fubar but with the extra condition of being irreversible.
"Dude got t-boned by a semi going 70. He's fucked shut."
Using one's butt or hips to completely close an already locked door on a vehicle that is not completely closed.
I had to butt shut his car door to get the dome light to turn off.
When you try to type holy shit as fast as possible and miss both letters but simply do not care enough to fix it
Me: hoky shut
My friend: u mean “holy shit?”
A way to tell your friends to be quiet and quote from the hit thanksgiving movie “Freebirds”
A: “ my grandma died”
B: “shut up fatty”
When you open a door and your aunt yells at you to "SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR" if you didn't close it within a timeframe of 0.0000000000001's of opening the door that was spoken of.
Nvm go away idiot don’t search this up look up “69”
Please “”””nevermind can you shut up pickle