When you are too lazy to fuck the dog.
Harry: What is Tyler doing?
Joe: He's puppy poking. That guy is way too lazy to just fuck the dog.
A puppy made out of bananas and Nutella
“Oh look at that cute banana Nutella puppy”
The baby talk people use when they speak to and pet a dog. The people immediately talk to the dog like it's a little baby even though the dog can't understand them. canine crazy, feline fanatic, pet parents, dog, canine, pet, man's best friend
I get so annoyed when people walk up to my dog and use puppy speak. He's not a little baby people and he can't understand you!
When your at the cinema and you get a boner, so you try to hide it with your popcorn
That film gave me a real popcorn puppy
To touch, caress, etc. something soft as you would a puppy.
"His hair looks so soft, I want to Puppy Touch it"
"Wow, look at that blanket, I just Puppy Touched it and it was fantastic"
The type of feeling you get when you feel like getting pampered (like a puppy), cuddled, or called a "good boy" by your romantic partner. It often leads to romantic fantasies about such things happened, though the feelings are quickly replaced by shame after a few minutes making you think, "What the hell WAS I thinking?"
A: So, what have you been doing lately?
B: Just laying in all bed with the puppy mood.
Dixie's #1 fan . He has 2k+ followers. Dixie followed him but he got hacked and they removed her, but one day she will follow again
Dixies..puppy is running