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Also known broke boy/girl dumbass but most importantly you are GAY. Android brand is also the top leading brand in the lgbt community look it up. Anyone that disagrees is GAY so might as well get an android if you don’t already have one you fucking faggot.
Android user means gay/broke
Bruce: hey I just got a new phone wanna see?
Nick: yea yea what brand is it?
Bruce: it’s a android
Nick: yea ur definitely gay bud see ya
where big creepy ass robots you can have the sexy times with try to take over the universe and want to become human with their fake ass skin.
Have you seen the detroit androids? Yeah man they taking over
An editor that edits on his phone, specifically an android phone. Most of them are weird editors from America that don't even have free healthcare. Has no hoes, and says that he edits jugg, kinda cringe, ngl.
"Did you see that jugg edit that i sent you?"
"From that dumb american android editor?"
"Yeah, I think his name is Kilo"
"Lmao what a broke american dumbass, edits on android".
A POS "smart"phone (really just "phone") that people who want to seem quirky and different get to make a crap conversation starter. Objectively worse than iPhone in every way except for a couple of "customization" features that people use to feel better about their choice in devices.
These devices usually only get one or two years of updates compared to the 6 years minimum that all Apple devices get. Some models made by Samsumg are literal bombs not permitted on airplanes.
Normal person: Hey, can you AirDrop me those photos?
Android user: I acTuaLlY haVe aN aNDRoId wIth 6gB oF mEMoRy!!!1!! My dEvICE is tOo fAncY fOr aIrDrOP sO i ActuaLLy can'T.
Normal person: My iPhone has half the memory and literally has twice the battery life, features, and performance. Could I see those photos?
(Sees Android pics)
Normal person: Nevermind, I don't want those photos. The original iPhone takes better photos.
The worst graphics and video quality you can find on the planet.
Hey I got an android
His friend: WHY WHY WHY
The worst graphics you can find on the planet.
Hey I got and android
His friend: why r u?
Me: sir this is a handicap spot you can’t be here
Him: no don’t worry I have an android
Me: o ok I’m sorry I didn’t know you were disabled