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A person who is a bit too obsessed with all things digital so that he is constantly on his laptop, I phone or computer console and probably does not have many friends except for in Second Life or Match.com
"Hey Joe do you want to come to the Pub tonight?"
"No thanks mate, I'd rather stay at home in my underpants playing Medal of Honour with my virtual friends.."
"Don't be such a loser, you are such a Digital Dave."
The sound made by all the mouse clicking and typing on computers while people work on their computers in a room. Resembling the sound of crickets during an evening in the summer months.
As I sat in the library I noticed all I could hear was digital crickets.
When two or more parties are having an exchange over some form of digital media (ie. cellphone, webcam, teleconference, video, etc.) and they substitute handshaking that would occur naturally during a face-to-face meeting with shaking whatever electronic device they are presently using.
Example 1:
Harvey Specter : “Mike, you really screwed up. But don’t screw up the digital handshake. Play the man, not the game. This is how you show them that you are a man and that you mean business.”
Mike Ross : “A digital handshake? What do you mean?”
Harvey Specter : “After we introduce ourselves on the videoconference, be sure to pick up the laptop and shake it to signify the digital handshake. Shake firmly three times, otherwise they won’t trust you."
Mike Ross : “They didn’t teach me how to do this in law school.“
Harvey Specter : “You wouldn't have learned this in law school if you went there.”
Example 2:
Nancy and Chester on chatroulette.
Chester : “I knew he was trustworthy. You can tell so much about a man by his digital handshake.”
Nancy : “I know, I love a man with a firm digital handshake."
Often called simply "DG". (Dee'Gee)
A computer savvy, technical genius with a lot of free time on his hands.
The free time is mostly spent online figuring out new ways to hack, glitch, or social engineer people and things that would garner them much online and IRL media attention.
ie. the Paris Hilton cell phone hack, Hannah Montana sexual picture releases are both from DG)
Also refers to those in the "Net 2.0" business that receive their monetary revenue from ads, affiliations, or even email "spamming".
Although most people hate the way the DG underground works, most of them are too afraid to say or do anything about it.
Digital Gangsters mostly hang out at wwwDOTdigitalgangsterDOTcom.
The website is owned by famous Digital Gangster ytCracker of the SpamTec Crew (STC), who also happens to be a Nerdcore Hip Hop artist.
"STC is the greatest! Digital Gangster for life suckaz!"
"OMG that's sooooo DG!!!"
A competition guys play at clubs, to see who can get more girls' numbers over a certain period of time.
John challenged Luke to a digit dash at Cosmos tonight... what a pimp.
Male ejaculate that lands on a computer screen and/or keyboard when the male climaxes while consuming pornography from the internet.
Dave trolled red tube until he found something that tickled his fancy before he jacked off and spread his digital dividend all over his laptop.
The term 'Sinking-a-digit' is commonly used when referring to a technique of female masturbation.
In most cases, the finger is 'sunk' into the females vagina with the view of creating an orgasm. This technique can be used on oneself, or administered to a 'special friend'.
In some circles, 'Sinking-a-digit' can be used on or by men, however this depends on several different variables. Mostly, the male must enjoy arse-play!
Boy meets girl at the fair, boy falls for girl, they board the rollercoaster and boy begins 'sinking-a-digit' into his new special friend.