Ungrateful Llama

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into their lover's mouth, and has it spit back upon them.

It was good, until s/he pulled an ungrateful llama on me.

Llama gob

Whilst giving a female friend some mouth-to-south you collect as much "gob" from the deepest depths of your chest as passoble and with as much force as can be applied spit the "gob" in the direction of the cervix.

I Llama gobbed your sister last night and lost my retainer.

Drama Llama

Someone who completely lives of and thrives off of drama, yet claims to have an extreme dislike for it.

"That girl is such a drama llama, she never grew up after high school"

Llama hat

The hat that the amazing youtuber danisnotonfire wears and got from Hong Kong, China.

I shall pash my llama hat.

llama-lover

one who has sexual relations with 1 or more llamas on a regular basis

"im a llama-lover and im proud"

llama song

Only the best song every written. Go look it up on Google. Now.

Verse 1 of the Llama Song:

Here's a llama, there's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama, llama, duck

Llama Man

Llama Man is a super hero who fights along with Camel Lady, Green Moose, and Badgerina Ballerina. Llama Man has a very strong attack of Bio 2.

Whoa! Look at that! Llama Man just knocked out her team members with Bio 2!