A poor quality potting medium that makes a gardener wants to facepalm e.g. unprocessed palm soil.
1. This muddy clay-like plant medium is such a facepalm soil as it will turn into a brick hard soil when it dries.
2. I was forced to mix up the facepalm soil with 50% paddy husks in order to make it dry enough and give it a good irrigation.
One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner
Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil
Damn that boy was diggin' that untoiled soil last weekend!
Neutral soil PH, acidity and alkalinity, for farming, gardens, and/or landscaping after the use of fertilizers.
The goal of Soil Neutral farming is to ensure extra chemicals are not left in the soil to run off and ruin water supplies or acidify oceans causing additional algae blooms.