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A man with a very large penis. People call him horsecock. Pocketdials his phone with his penis. Eric is usually his first name, but is occasionally called Rick or Long Shlong.
Hey is that a Shlooted Newt working at a Hardees?
Is that scott's sister with a Shlooted Newt?
When someone’s had one too many Guinness’
Oh that Ethan, he is pissed as a newt
Aka. The dementors kiss. It is the act of going to kiss someone normally then pulling your lips over your teeth whilst sucking g in the air around you as you stare into the depths of their soul. It is the true test of love, commitment, and loyalty in a relationship. This person is not husband/ wife material.
Friend #1: So how are things with you and that boy?
Friend #2: Pretty good, I really like them and can see things getting pretty serious.
Friend #3: Well, have you spook newted them yet? It’s the true test of love in a relationship.