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Porn term, the act of split the ass-cheeks and spiting on the bunghole to pre-lube for some hard anal loving.
British slang for person from the orient
All of the split links in Las Vegas love to gamble, but hardly ever tip their dealers.
nora likes to split the whisker after a few pints of snakebite.
1. A persons bleeding face or head after an ass whipping. 2. Someone who just got the shit beat out of them and has visible damage to the cranial region.
1. Damn, that fool just got his wig split. 2. Shut up or I will split your wig!
Quickly. If something is to be done in short order, philosophers refer to this as being done diggity splits.
"I need that money diggity splits, man"
when your going for a piss and the one stream of piss decides to spilt into 2. therefore things can get messy
" oh my days ricky ive just had a piss split. the bathroom floor is swimming"
Your worst living nightmare no matter who you are...
Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!
*Split Condom*
Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?
Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?