llama-lover

one who has sexual relations with 1 or more llamas on a regular basis

"im a llama-lover and im proud"

llama song

Only the best song every written. Go look it up on Google. Now.

Verse 1 of the Llama Song:

Here's a llama, there's a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama
Funny llama
Llama, llama, duck

Llama Man

Llama Man is a super hero who fights along with Camel Lady, Green Moose, and Badgerina Ballerina. Llama Man has a very strong attack of Bio 2.

Whoa! Look at that! Llama Man just knocked out her team members with Bio 2!

llama jacket

1) A really nasty jacket that closely resembles road-kill
2) A jacket that looks like a dead llama
3) Similar to the alpaca variety

Chris: EW, wtf is up with yo jacket man?!
Crock: errr...
Chris: llama jacket!

llama spit

when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.

Ben: Dude, you just stepped on borat's llama spit!
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?

Awkward Llama

Same idea as awkward turtle except you use one hand. Do the "Rock On" sign except with your 2 inner fingers touching your thumb. Then do a waving motion with your newly formed llama.

Used in the same situations as awkward turtle(except different hand motions and its an awkward llama.)

llama ranch

whorehouse,chickenranch,brothel,escortservice,

i am going 2 the auction at the llama ranch,