Dave Maurice can be a wonderful person, he his cute, has light chocolate skin and bright pink lips. also easy to talk to, he can make you happy when skies are grey, he likes board games and riddles. He falls in love with someone once he gets to know them well. if you find a Dave Maurice try and be close friend with him because he is also filthy rich but doesn't show off .
Dave Maurice made my day.
I love Dave Maurice.
a person who: A, owns a shotgun and: B, frequently dumpster dives
(opposite sex: Dumpster Diane)
That guy, he is in a dumpster, He's probably a Dumpster Dave
A guy with a small penis and is bad in bed and a total fuck boy and is a shitty Asian who wears polo and has shitty hair
Dave Jr has a small penis
Amazing guy in a band called Megadeth, he makes awesome and complex riffs with his almighty V-guitar, so sit back, relax, and watch him become a GUADDDD!!
Yo, you know Dave Mustaine from Megadeth?
Nah i only listen to Slipknot bro.
Kill yourself! Now!
Okay! ;)
Lead singer of megadeth. Very attractive back in the day. A guy who is very dominant to his girlfriends
Dave Mustaine kissed me on the cheek
A man who’s liver is quickly decomposing due to a constant flow of IPA’s.
Detritus Dave just got off work and is heading to the bar to get his fix.