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im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023


21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

by coleen38 September 01, 2023


IMS

Ineffective Meeting Syndrome or IMS is the automatic selection of a calendar invite without any conscious thought. Choosing a meeting because you lack the creativity to think about how else to get what you need to be accomplished. Resulting in meetings without agendas, purpose, interest or follow-up.

This morning I fell asleep in front of my coworkers from a bad case of IMS.

The all-hands meeting had over half the team lined up for the bathroom from IMS.

by Mercy Management February 12, 2021


ims

I must say

ims you look a liiiittle like Cameron Dallas

by dachailatte February 22, 2019


IMS

Irritable Masturbation syndrome. When you become irritated from running med-locals and have to go rub one out.

Some days the calls just add up, one may claim IBS, however it has been discovered to be IMS

by Snooze you loose June 12, 2025


ims

An acronym meaning “I’m saying”, typically used when in agreement with something you’ve heard.

John: niggas who claim wass r gay
Adam: ims fam☠️

by comradedababy December 13, 2021


IMS

Irritable Mouth Syndrome - When you can't keep your mouth shut and spill all the secrets or are just constantly talking shit. Verbal diarrhea.

That mother fucker can't keep a secret. He got IMS.

by Chrisneverdies April 20, 2022