Speed Racing: An act of self pleasure performed by men, who masturbate and finger the anus at the same time.
Male 1: "hey did you see that guy in the stall at the bar? "
Male 2: "you mean the guy who was speed racing? "
Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.
Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?
Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
That driver who can't regulate their own speed so drives themselves up to the rear bumper of the car in front of them regardless of the speed until you pull over then they attach to the next car in line
This speed leach was following me through traffic for 20 miles 6 " off my bumper, then when I pulled over he pulled up on the bumper of the guy in front of me doing 30 mph!
Glitchy speed is the correct word used for players on NBA 2K 24 who are way to mf fast. It's glitchy because 2k creates a barrier in which they are not allowed to go past.
Giannis Antetokounmpo, Russell Westbrook are the best examples of glitchy speed.
When your wife is shitfaced and you want some trim, so as soon as you get in the house you race upstairs in order to get some before she passes out. With boots, jeans and undies flying all over you lay into it before she goes catatonic.
Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
A Rock (or rocks) that you can take and after taking these rocks you will be in a speedy flight to the Galaxy
I had some fire as Speeding Galaxy Rocks last night!!