guy a: uhhh ill get 12 large fries
guy b: damn okay potato patrick
A Patrick Stump lesbian is a lesbian that is sexually attracted to women, but they have a special place for Patrick Stump. You don’t need to be sexually attracted to Patrick Stump to be a Patrick Stump lesbian, you just need to be a lesbian and a HUGE fan of Patrick Stump.
“Oh my gosh, Patrick Stump is so pookie. I’m definitely a Patrick Stump lesbian. Like, I love him so much!”
If a female dog was a person, it would be Patrick Mora.
Hey, why are you acting like a Patrick Mora. You should have stayed home if you were going to act like that.
n. A pleasant foggy feeling that comes on after one’s ninth green beer.
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Here now. Don’t you be talking so loud like. Me and the leprechauns are just enjoying our St. Patrick’s daze.
When you do something so insanely embarrasing, that you wish you were never born.
Lets get Patrick Swayved, its lit