Im a Mega wanker

You are a Mega wanker!

"lol Im a mega wanker"
"same lol"

im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

IM WIPED BRO WTF

Something that nicholas black monkey ass self would say

commonly used in deepwoken

YOU KILLED ME IM WIPED BRO WTF

sike im gone

What you say when you play an infection game on roblox and somehow escape all 87 people camping the spawn

Person 1: i want to go now please stop camping

Furry:OwO come out and play

Person 1:*somehow lives* sike im gone IDIOTS CYA GET NOOB HOW I DID I LIVE WITH 1 HEALTH LEFT YOU GUYS SUCK

Person 3: bruh how did you even get out there is no way in hell you got out

Im a big gypsy

I'm a gypsy me self

Brian stewart 2022

*Im a big gypsy*
Me "I'M A BIG GYPSY"
Random"gypo! "
Me" I will get my cousins on ye ya cunt"
Random "oh sorry pineapple"

im buying criminality

Representing a person as a transgender, femboy and / or furry with more than 12 pronouns and loves being a socialistic activist about their rights.

Hey bro, im buying criminality

Im the captain now

when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now

Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww