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Muskoka Log Jam

When at the point of ejaculation, the man places the tip of his penis firmly against the woman's ear canal and releases his cum. After shooting his cum into the woman's ear he uses his finger or a q-tip to jam the cum into the ear canal as deep as possible.

I met this girl at the bar yesterday. Took her home and gave her a Muskoka Log Jam.

by Huxtable Smithers January 20, 2025


Dirty snow on a log

The hors de’oeuvre created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar product; which has been modified with a percentage of contrasting product e.g. herbs; to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.

Related to: snow on a log

What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.

by Word Banger March 16, 2025


Log slicing

A slang term for someone who throws beer bottles at objects foreheads causing the glass to shatter and shards cut into facia liquid tissue looking like you ca,e out of the sawmill. It’s 5th degree burn of evil.

Don’t throw beer bottles like murder weapons. Log slicing should never be taught at home. It’s pure evil and way beyond illegal.

by Strasburg1991 January 02, 2023


Slap log

1. A log that has been repeatedly beaten with a hand.

2. A book that takes note of how many slaps you have done.

I opened my slap log.

by Word clout May 25, 2021


log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!

Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.

by Dogburster Big Bolox September 23, 2021


blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 16, 2017


Caca log

A really large stool. A big piece of poop that floats in the toilet similar to how a log in a river would float..too big to flush, the size of the shit becomes a toilet clogger.

Ew.. he's such a caca log, he needs to chill.

by MainRain October 14, 2018