The act of masturbating (in the bathroom).
Billy asked the teacher to go to the restroom, she asked him “Number 1, or Number “ Billy replied “Number 3.” Puzzled, she asked “What’s a Number 3?!” Billy grabbed his phone and said “It usually takes about 10 minutes.”
As a resulting of eating that bad chili, I had to go Number 3 in the toilet all day.
Number 3 is a term for ejaculation
Man 1:Sorry i had to go to the bathroom
Man 2:Number 1 or number 2?
Man 1:Number 3
A member of The S.N.O.B. Court. Three is the third in the line of succession of The S.N.O.B. Crown. Number 3 is succeeded by The Jester.
EMN3: WHO RELEAVES THE S.N.O.B. PRINCE OF HIS DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES?
EMNC: THAT WOULD BE NUMBER 3.
Named for the third thing men do in the bathroom, masturbation.
"Make sure you go for a number 3 before your date Dave, you should never leave the house with a loaded weapon"
(verb)
to masturbate inside a bathroom
"Number 1, golden as the sun. Number 2, I need to go poo. Number 3, let my sperm be free."