post hook

When your gay and are horrible at any build so you decide to make a post hook

Someone: Hey what’s your build Other person: a post hook “kicked from party”

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

fallopian fish hook

The form of birth control known as an IUD (intra-uterine device) EXPIRES EVERY THREE YEARS

My ex’s fallopian fish hook expired and now I have a toddler

Getting Hooked

This award is the lowest of the lowest and you know that you did something wrong if this is presented to you in any way shape or form.

Hey remember that soldier that PCS’s last year?…Yeah he ended up getting hooked!

Right Hook

Attaching a harpoon to your dick and then riding (righting) a girl with it.

“I’m so down for a right hook right now!!”

hooks and cooks

optimum heat.

A hot, enclosed oven, in which the duck hangs from hooks and cooks by radiant heat, is ideal.

Hooking up with a silver lining

When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship

There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.