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National give your crush a hug day
Me:gives hug
Crush:what are you doing?
Me:It’s February 12
On April 12 you worship anyone who was born on april 12. They are gods. During their birthdays is also Aries season. Aries are the best zodiac sign. So worship your fellow Aries or April 12 friend because it’s right.
“Hey, it’s april 12, we have to worship Jack.”
“You are right!”
The day where girls and guys go up to their crush and kiss them
:dudeee why’d you jus kiss me
: it’s September 12th
kid:omg it’s march 12th we have to tell her happy birthday
GAY PERSON: YO NICE NUMBER 12
pope (p-0-0-p): hey im the pope virginity is cool
GAY PERSON: IM GONNA HANG MYSELF
national bite your tall friends ankles day!
short friend: hey! guess what day it is..
tall friend: ..october 12th?
short friend: NATIONAL BITE YOUR TALL FRIENDS AKLES DAY
tall friend: NO NO NO
short friend: gimme dem ankles boi
Someone whose statements seem to be on a continuous redundant loop and who is constantly citing 12-step principles, aphorisms and platitudes to the point where you fantasize about homicide.
My office mate is a straight-up 12-steptard so I’m strongly considering having a mental breakdown so that once I get back from the psychiatric hospital I will be placed into a different office with someone else!