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Me: Hi are you handicap
Person: no but don’t worry I hav an android
Me: I’m sorry sir I didn’t know you were disabled
Android is the second most famous cross-platform development framework in the world. (The first is the chromium browser engine.) It supports Android phones, Microsoft Windows 11, GNU/Linux (via anbox), Google Chrome os, Huawei Harmony os and Amazon Kindle fire.
Microsoft personnel recently confirmed that Win11 will support the Android subsystem. Furthermore, ARM devices can run natively and will support Intel/AMD processors.
a useless brand of phones that is so damn cheap its for broke people
iphone user - hello
android user - you have an iPhone?
iphone user - OF COURSE I HAVE AN IPHONE YOU IDIOT
android user - I use android
iphone user - androids are useless paperweights that break down after 5 seconds
android user - I thought iphones were weak
iphone user - stfu
android phones are paperweights
a piece of f****** crap that is made out of ******* belly fat that comes from a orange tree it lasts youone f****** day and it is a f****** piece of shit
boy 1 - omg look at dustins new phone omg its amazing
boy 2 - omg no is a android f****** piece of crap
The sworn enemy of Apple.
Jake:Did you hear about the latest Android?
Jim: Shut up! Everyone likes Apple!
A phone OS that runs basically any non-iPhone. Expect iSheep to make poor jokes at you all the time and use Android as a slur because their bargain-bin Android phone from 10 years ago sucked balls.
A lot of arguments Android haters make can be boiled down into a few categories:
"Android users are all broke mfs!" Never mind the most expensive mass-produced smartphone right now is a Samsung Galaxy. And not to mention that there are a myriad of choices for iPhone money.
"Androids are so slow!" Low-end Androids, maybe. But anything around or over $250 should be good enough. And app designers prioritize good experiences on iPhones, even though 67% of all phone users are on Android. (Probably because you can count the new iPhones each year on one hand.) And even though I could joke about iPhones magically slowing down after updates, I could make the same point with some Androids.
"I can count the pixels on this Android camera!" Okay, but on ExOMark's massive list of phones ranked by camera, as of 2023, the best phone camera setup is on an Android (it's specifically the Huawei P60 Pro), but the iPhone 15 Pro Max is in 2nd. And as to why Android photos look so pixelated, it's because iMessage is only available in iPhones. And also because Snapchat and Instagram favor iPhones by design.
iPhone user: Hey, nice phone. Get it at the local homeless shelter?
Rich Android user: (folds out the other half of the screen) You were saying?