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2 words a man never wants to hear
GF: Baby, Im pregnant
BF: Aw HELL NAW!!!
As drunk dial except applies to instant messages, often even more socially destructive and/or hysterical, due to the fact that electronic evidence of the conversation remains.
NOTE: If you feel you may be the victim of a drunk IM, they are typically characterized by:
- unbelevvable mispellings
- incoherent topic and sentence structure
- frequent prideful declarations of the fact that the IMer is thoroughly intoxicated
A drunk IM:
heyyou shouldd come over wer drinkign imean not dfrinking were drink
when you have unprotected sex with your partner of the opposite gender
GF:"Baby remember last month in the shower when we had dat amazing sex"
BF:" Yea it was so fun"
GF: Well remember we didnt use a condom and im not on birth control"
BF:"Yea"
GF:IM PREGNANT, NIGGA
When someone is crying tears of joy from somthing on the Internet.
You: OMFG THAT SHIT WAS TO FUNNY IM CRYING
Friend: send it to me.
when someone says some funny shit and youre legit dying
Person: swallow cum then kill yourself
You: IM EVAPORATING
Basically its just a bad ass way of saying either
(1.) i could really care less
(2.) fuck off
(3.) or you just say it when you dont know what to say
(4.) yeah imma bad ass
Person 1: hey i just got new shoes u like em?
You: im balls
person 1: hey whats up
You: im balls
person 1: im pregnant
You: im balls
The word used in Jewish toasts, "l'" meaning "to" and "chaim" meaning "life."
Fiddler on the Roof: "To life, to life, l'chai-im, l'chaim, l'chaim to life."
Mary: L'hame everyone
Adam: No Mary, it's "l'ccchhhaim," like you've got a piece of popcorn lodged in your throat.