llama jacket

1) A really nasty jacket that closely resembles road-kill
2) A jacket that looks like a dead llama
3) Similar to the alpaca variety

Chris: EW, wtf is up with yo jacket man?!
Crock: errr...
Chris: llama jacket!

llama spit

when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.

Ben: Dude, you just stepped on borat's llama spit!
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?

Awkward Llama

Same idea as awkward turtle except you use one hand. Do the "Rock On" sign except with your 2 inner fingers touching your thumb. Then do a waving motion with your newly formed llama.

Used in the same situations as awkward turtle(except different hand motions and its an awkward llama.)

llama ranch

whorehouse,chickenranch,brothel,escortservice,

i am going 2 the auction at the llama ranch,

Llama lord

The llama lord is known for its godlyness and fluffiness

The llama lord could crate llamas and destroy all llama kind

The llama lord is approximately 100,000,000 meters tall (328083989.5 feet) taller than all llamas

The llama lord’s Scientific name is: lama glama lorma
The llama lord is 60 million years old

Sadly the llama lord is just a myth among the llamas

“The llama lord is very tall” said mally

“Yes it is” said mrs. Candy

llama slap

When you slap someone with both backhands at the same time on both cheeks

that kid just hit on my girlfriend so i llama slapped his ass!

taco llama

Taco llama means a llama that LOVES tacos! A unexpected but nice combo.

Taco llama is also a fun catchphrase to use!

1- Taco llama! Your so funny!
2- Who are you?! WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
1- TACO LLAMA.