On me, on me, on me

What your homo roommate screams while playing fortnite with toddlers

“On me, on me, on me” ...”No way, a one shot? Really? This game is trash”

Me

I am me who is cooler than you.

You: What's so great about you?
Me: Dude, I'm ME.
You: oh.

me

you.

me is not u. me is me.

Me

A stupid introvert who sits in the corner all day and does nothing with their lives.

Me: ...
Some random kid names Ian: “hello there”
Me: piss off, I’m being me

The end.

Me

You... DUH.

*sigh. I just told you what it meant.

No me

The power to permanently end the "no u" battle it is used on. This cannot be countered or reversed in any way. If this gets played on you, it's time to stop.

Tommy: ur mom gay lol
John: no u
Tommy: no u
John: NO ME

That’s me

A funny saying used by many people that have a sense of humour

Joel: Sky??
Sky: That’s me
Everyone:’laugh’