rectal fetch

Is a sophisticated way of saying "pulling something out of your arse"

"Dad... why did they build the Great Wall of China?"
"It was built in the time of Emporer Nasi Goreng to keep the rabbits out"
"Dad... did you just go the rectal fetch?"

Fetch rewards

A pyramid scheme

Guy 1: Do you use Fetch Rewards?
Guy 2: Ya! I love pyramid schemes?

Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.

Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”

Fetch Kitty

Punching "someone" in the liver

Hey man gonna put looking for a fetch kitty in my tinder bio

Fetching Midget

A phrase that is used in place of swearing.

Guy 1: Dude we just got robbed!!
Guy 2: FETCHING MIDGETS!!

playing fetch

golf always; soccer usually

TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?

*world football (whatever)

Fetch Boy

A man so whipped by the puss that he can be kept as a runner.

Fetch boy, go scoop up my groceries and pick up that dry cleaning, momma's got shit to do.