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A place for overaged single men to pose as "young", "hot" or "sexy" teenage girls and still get their groove on.
Overaged balding man: "17/f horny looking for hot stud"
Originally developed as ARPANET in the US as a means for various institutes to communicate with each other even in an event such as war. The Internet has grown into a worldwide computer network where anyone can have a chat with anyone else almost anywhere in the world, and is a vast sorce of free information.
However, the Internet is slowly being clogged up with crap such as adware, spyware and viruses can spread like wildfire, not to mention that it is the biggest porn archive known to man.
Person A: I'm going on the Internet.
Person B: Pervert.
A collection of terabytes of data ranging from MIME to .exe's
I died b4 I finished downloading the internet. haha
today there is no need to hide shit shoved into your matress cause its in the internet
A reward for being awesome or for a display of total pwnage.
UGer 1: You, sir, win. +1 internets to you.
UGer 2: I'm going to sig that. :haha
1)Something I invented.
2)A hair net worn by two old women who can't afford a single hair net. They have fallen through the cracks in the Bush Medicaid drug program, and cannot even afford drugs in Canada.
3)A net used to capture rogue interns.
1)Did I mention I also won an Oscar and the Nobel prize, not to mention the presidential election of 2000?
2)Mabel and Shirley took turns holding the cane, but the internet was something they both had to deal with.
3)Somebody should have used the internet on Monica Lewinsky. They only used the presidnet in a nuclear emergency.