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A problem often seen in MSN conversations, between more than 2 people.
Flaaron: Did anyone go outside today? The temperatures were quite... unseasonable.
Ricket: So, today a guy got caught watching another guy take a shower after P.E.
Phil: I KNOW! It was HOT!
When You're girlfriend dumps you for a lesbian, you realize you have cancer, you get a DWI after drinking one beer, you get fired from your job for being late because of traffic,you loose all your friends,you're a pre mature ejaculator,you're broke,and the list goes on and on...Ultimate Shaft City
Basically Karma is out for you and isnt gonna stop till you dead!
"Man lately its been hard times for me"- Matt
"Yea right man,least your car didnt break down on a bridge,causing a 12 car pile up"-Seet
"Yea youre right"-Matt
when a female is on her period.
"Ahh don't mind her it's just the time of the month for her."
The timing was perfect. Also see: "right on" and "on point"
That pina colada was right on time; I needed some sugar on a hot day like today!
Time to get things done because you cannot mess around anymore.
Made Famous by Sublime
Let's go, get your shit together, it is doin' time now.
The universal time that is set on verizon cell phones
Bob-"hey what time is it"
Jeff-"It's 5:45"
Mike-"Well I have 5:47"
Jeff-"I'm on Verizon time"
The time between the time you cut yourself with a sharp object and the time you start bleeding when you wonder whether or not you will.
Cutting yourself with a triple-blade safety razor has a prolonged blead time