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War thunder is a game that is complete hell and makes you wanna die.
person number one: "SHIT DEPLOY FLARES TISM 2"
Tism 2: "FUCKFUCKFUCK NEEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWM BANG *fucking explodes due to war thunder AIM-9 sidewinder*"
War thunder is an online credit card simulator where you fly planes and shoot tanks. It is made by Gaijin entertainment. To get to your favorite modern vehicle can take 6+ months, or you can buy a premium plane or tank for $75 and cut that in half. The game is also very buggy and unbalanced, and any Russian tank is immediately better than all the other tanks in the game due to stalinium, a rare Russian material that is indestructible. The players also like to leak classified documents to make the game slightly more realistic.
Bob: “Tom, why do you take out so many bank loans?”
Tom: “So I can afford the War Thunder premiums.”
Bob: “You’re stupid, and what are those documents on the floor?”
Tom: “I need to leak the so the Ariete gets one mm of armour more.”
A painful game, it sucks your soul away and you hate it with all your heart but still play it.
War thunder sucks, I hate it but I must retrieve the silver lions.
Pure Agony. The grinding makes me want to kill myself.
War thunder is an agonizing game
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The act of leaking sensitive or classified documentation on military equipment, technologies, or general intel online.
Usually an attempt to win an argument online when somone's favorite vehicle or weapons system isn't represented "well enough" in their shitty MMO.
Other times it's a move pulled by larpers online who think it will make themselves look cool.
(Insert user here) has been banned from (Insert discord server name here) for the following offenses: Posting F-16 documentaion marked with "NOFORN" in #memes
User: The hell did (banned user) go?
Moderator: To the forums probably. Dumbass was caught doing a War Thunder, so we had to ban his ass.
A game where you pay to win, basically it's a capatalistic game.
John: Wat u doin' ?
Tom: Playing War Thunder and I'm in debt.
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A shiny ass forehead.
Causes:
•Sweat
•Too much makeup
Bradly: do u see that chick over there?
Jorge: Damn vro she got a fucken Thunder dome