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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*
Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
A meal at the beginning of the day consisting mainly of unwanted oral sex, boiled beans, and rummaging.
**Some cultures follow up with a half bottle of mouthwash or a few cap fulls of isopropyl alcohol.
Old Junkyard Bob was surprised when he awoke to Slippery Sam serving him a hobo's breakfast on Christmas morning.
A non-traditional breakfast that includes a cup of coffee and smoking a joint or some other method of ingesting marijuana.
I love to start my Sunday mornings with a delicious, Key West Breakfast.
To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
An unmotivated, unreliable idiot who can barely get breakfast each day. You can't figure out if he's lazy, stupid, or just retarded.
"I had to fire that Breakfast Boy because he didn't get the job done"
Hot dog and a Mountain Dew
Nothing at the house to eat so I grabbed a white trash breakfast.
Two cigarettes and a can of Monster Energy
Joe didn't have time to eat before work so he had his usual burnout's breakfast