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Code Three

Code 3 are a series of hospital codes that basically mean “other specified emergency.” The exact codes vary by hospital but they most commonly include:

- anesthesia: surgery fuck up
- IV therapy: emergency meds needed
- stroke activation team: self explanatory

- blood bank: self explanatory

- EKG: cardiac arrhythmia emergency

- echo: other cardiac emergency

- laboratory: emergency diagnostics
- House nurse: CPR team on standby
- Star: severe injury acquired in the hospital

Me : *going into surgery* “Damn I’m real nervous.”

Nurse: “well don’t be, surgical mistakes are almost unheard of in this hospital.”

Intercom: “code three, anesthesia.”

Me: “well fuck.”

by Sacredfart June 19, 2023


code cuck

A person who is actively in the process of being sabotaged by his own code.

Damn, I can't get these drivers installed on Lenovo, I'm getting totally code cucked right now

by The ass slinging slasher April 30, 2023


Bro code nr: 17

Bro code nr:17: you may not ruin a relationship chance for one of your boys

-did you do what everyone has told me?

-what do you mean ?

-you broke Bro code nr: 17 from the bro code

by te18c kanske August 26, 2020


Morse-code manuscript

A.k.a. "intermittent ink", this term describes the muddled mess of random "dots 'n' dashes" that you typically end up with when feverishly trying to scribble notes with a ballpoint pen on anything but totally "clean 'n' pristine" writing-paper, or when attempting to hastily jot down a few words while holding your paper up against a vertical wall, where gravity ceases to aid ink-flow to the pen-tip.

The infuriating "Morse-code manuscript" debacle tends to manifest itself all the more whenever you're either in a stew or pressed for time, since your hands will tend to perspire a lot more during "nerved up" periods like this, and so the ink will not readily adhere to all of the damp/salty/greasy spots where you've been holding the paper steady while writing. Also, if the paper itself is not the best (like if its surface is excessively flaky/textured, or is coated with a foreign substance, like a cash-register receipt), you may have problems here, as well; this is an especially exasperating dilemma because this type of "inferior" foolscap-scrap may sometimes be the only writing-material that's handy at the time when you unexpectedly have to scrawl down a phone number or other important info/reminder, and so you may encounter this debacle more frequently/unavoidably than you might expect.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018


Code 8

Great show! Part 2 just came out on Netflix and is also great.

Hym "I haven't even finished watching it yet but the best scene in Code 8 part 2 is when they're trying to erase the girl's memories... And the super strength chick has has the main character up against the wall and the fire guy is BURNING THE AIR IN FROM OF THE MC'S FACE SO HE CAN'T YELL (Which is fucking brilliant he's like smothering him with proximal fire and it's fucking metal) and the MC gets loose a little bit from the super strength chick and shoves the fire guy's up so he can breath and the fire guy sets off the sprinkler system on the ceiling... The main character has electricity powers... And it goes into to slow-motion as they all kind of realize what what just happened... And it's got the guy from the CW Arrow in it, right? And he gives the MC this look like 'Oh no...' and then he shakes he head a litle bit like 'Don't... Don't fucking electrocute everybody.' And yeah, no, electrocutes the shit out of everybody but it was cool. That was a good scene. This is a good movie."

by Hym Iam March 03, 2024


Code in One

Write Perfect code that you don't test and just push to prod and it works and them some sorry intern is left to debug it when you are gone.

Test what? we do Code in One's here.

by insanelysenile March 07, 2019


Code James

The thing you use for 10% off all Morphe products

Use code JAMES for 10% off!!!!!

by Pialinist April 23, 2023