Random
Source Code
Random
Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.
You ever tried golden corral breakfast?
What do you think it is you dirty minded human being?
It’s a breakfast made with Portuguese people
Jake: “is there anything to eat here”
Samuel: “well, the locals here sell their friends as breakfast, they call it a Porutuguese Breakfast”
When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
Pouring milk and cereal into your partner's mouth, then kissing them, sharing the breakfast between eachother.
"I breakfast kissed Angelica this morning!"
"Oh, gross."
When a guy wakes you up from your sleep by inserting their dick down your throat.
Karen: this morning my husband thought it would be funny to wake me up by giving me a breakfast sausage hot dog.
A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
Man, before I go to work I always go to the red light district and buy myself a Beijing breakfast.
An Italian way to express joy about something, usually not joyful things.
If Silvio Berlusconi dies I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.
If Silvio Berlusconi wakes up cold I'll make double breakfast tomorrow.