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The act of clenching a turd back into your anus cavity when needing to go poop.
I really didn’t want to go logging today, but instead I shit my pants.
When you take a shit, stand up, and cut the turd in half with your piss.
“My pappy taught me logging, and his pappy before him!”
The act in which your partner squats onto a tree holding themselves up. Once this is completed, the second partner will adjust themselves onto the lap of the other partner and preform a bowl movement through their legs.
I’ll be back in a second, Madelyn and I are going logging
The act of cutting your log in half with a heavy stream of urine after taking a poo and before wiping.
Man#1: Dude, you were in the bathroom for a minute. You ok?
Man#2: Yeah, I'm, I was just logging a couple of turds.
The act of adjusting the genitalia to comfort oneself, usually discretely, yet not always
I saw sam logging early, he was so obvious
A Holiday erected penis , bring joy to another person or group of people. Usually for sex or to gaze at . It only appears 24th & 25th of December .
Daniel I feel special this Christmas Day how about you put your Yule log in my hot box !
When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution