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At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.
You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."
cat-timing:
Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")
Irrelevant yet fun banter with weirdos (friends)
Oh yasss It’s shrek time!!!!!
something bensav asks for no reason
"is it moment time?"
Unlike a typical internet or IRL Troll, this breed of troll has no malicious intent. They exist only to hear themselves talk. Stories and ideas flow out of their mouths like water from a broken dam with little regard for who might be listening. They are only truly harmful to those who allow themselves to be caught in the torrent, unable to break away for fear of being seen as uncaring or insensitive.
Careful when talking to Sarah. She has a tendency to be a bit of a time troll if you get her talking about cheer-leading.
Once Tom caught me by the water-cooler and spent 20 minutes talking about his weekend! I like the guy, but man he sure can be a time troll sometimes.
Always comes with peepee time on the side
Sry, guys, I gotta go, it is currently poopoo time.
Socially acceptable phrase used to express the desire to fuck someones face
"Bro, I sure wish I could get some clown time with that hottie over there"
Christina only uses her cellphone to check for the time.
I don't need a watch anymore, I have cellphone time.