A Jon

A Jon is a secret creep who sooks alot and talks shit about EVERYONE! he will dob himself in to the police just because he's an actual shit cunt bruh

Guy 1: alright bruh you coming for a walk lad?

Guy2: aw naaaah man its way to hot and ill get chaffing

Guy 1: dude come on cunt you're being a Jon right now let's go don't be dog

Guy 2: taaaaaaaaaawwwww fiiiinnnnneeeeee only if I can chuck a piss first and btw do you have toilet Paper?

Guy 1: why u need toilet paper cunt

Guy 2: coz im taking a piss what you mean

Guy1: your a make why you need toilet paper for a piss cunt wtf

Guy2 : I need to dab after I finish pissing what you mean!!!? Grrrrr

Guy 1: what are you on about cunt dabbing your dick after a fuxking piss wtf!!

Guy2: aw fuck off im so so angry ffs cunt grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need weed and meth NOW!!!!!!!

GUY1: YOU'RE A FUXKED CUNT WTF JON!

lil jon

x The Phonetics of Lil' Jon

Yeahhh (Ye-ayah)

Whaaat (Hu-at-uh)

Okaayy (Oh-khaye)


X Etymology of Lil' Jon

A Chalet

Shiny Teeth

Club Energy

Madam, will this be reflected upon my frequent flyer miles?
Well sir, did you book your flight online?
Yeaaahhh!!!

jon gosselin

American douchebag who thinks he's famous but he's really not.

"Dont be such a jon gosselin"

Jon Huntsman

Essentially the only Republican who isn't an anti-science, bible-thumping sociopath, and thus, he's in last place amongst the current presidential candidates.

Person 1: Huh, Jon Huntsman's a Republican who believes in both evolution and man-made global warming.

Person 2: Bullshit.

Jon Moxley

The best CZW wrestler to ever live.

Joe: Did you see TNA last night?
Bob: Hell no I was watching Jon Moxley on CZW!

robby jon

a foo who is mad fresh

yo, that foo is so fresh he could be robby jon

jon sucks

Jon sucks plain and simple everyone knows this

Hey Jon.
Whats up?
You suck.
I know.
Everyone knows jon sucks